overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
THIS MADE MY DAY
"And The Villain Still Pursues Her"
lol I need this back on my blog.
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”